President Obama Saves the Children

As the Obama administration continues its hull-crushing plummet to the bottom of the oil befouled Washington Ocean, a barely noticed harbinger of what ultimately awaits his ship of State, the U.S.S. Chicago, was revealed today.   

Campbell Soup Company announced that their much beloved Spaghetti Os were mysteriously compromised just a few days after President Obama took office in 2008.   http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100618/D9GDL7381.html

Campbell is recalling 15 million pounds of Spaghetti Os with meatballs, including Spaghetti Os A to Z with meatballs and Spaghetti Os Fun Shapes with meatballs, all because somehow the cooker at the Paris, Texas plant failed to fully cook the meatballs.  George Bush has struck again; he is so sneaky.   

 

Why we only now are learning about this horrific potential child killing meatball mess seems obvious.  The Obama administration must have immediately known about the Campbell Killer Meatballs since DAY ONE and they successfully investigated and organized it away; a serious tragedy averted; thank you Mr. President.   

This sincere effort by our President was no doubt augmented by his boot on the neck of the CEO of Campbell Co. so much so that Campbell spokesman Anthony Sanzio now reports that “much of the product (round steak tartars) have likely been consumed” and “they have received no customer complaints to date.”---MISCHIEF MANAGED.   

One question remains however, and it may have to be answered by PETA: how many pet dogs and cats are now in their fresh backyard graves due to the millions of children ditching their Spaghetti Os and semi-raw meatballs to Rex and Mitzi under the tables of America?