A Field Full of Poppies

Following are the R Presidential candidates from last Thursday's 9-22-11 debate substituted for Wizard of Oz characters.  Ruby Slipper lovers of the MGM 1939 classic may disagree but you can always insert your own favorites. 

It's Always Best to Start at the Beginning, You Betcha!

Dorothy=Michele Bachmann is our Over the Rainbow, Clicking Her Heels Together “crusaderette” (ex-cheerleader #1) who is bravely fighting evil roadblocks on the way to the Emerald City. Bizarrely, her husband reminds me of Dorothy’s Uncle Henry.  She will return to her No Place Like Home and her “small business” in the end.

Wizard of Oz=Newt Gingrich is the once great and powerful Newt who wishes no one would look behind the curtain covering his closet full of personal life-skeletons.  His experience and knowledge is dispensed with the monotonous drone of the old former teacher that he is.

Tin Man=Rick Perry (ex-cheerleader #2), stiff from recent back surgery, needed and apparently received copious amounts of lubrication (from the oil can), accused others of not having a heart if they oppose in-state tuition for illegal aliens. However, after returning from his Emerald City Ranch trip, Perry’s newly acquired Texas-sized heart seems to be experiencing an arrhythmia when it comes to in-state tuition for our own U.S. citizens.

Cowardly Lion=Ron Paul is my favorite L. Frank Baum character.  This Lovable lion unfortunately reminds me of Dr. Paul who may not be able to find enough courage, despite his Wizard medal, to adequately protect America’s vital interests.
Cowardly Lion: “All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do. “
Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow: “What's that?”
Cowardly Lion: “Talk me out of it!”

Scarecrow=Jon Huntsman, like the Scarecrow, despite being initially brain challenged, fortunately hooks up with the best runaway juvenile possible, who happens to be on her way to the Wizard who gives the flammable, straw filled lawn ornament an official looking degree.  Meeting Dorothy is much like JH winning the billionaire birth sweepstakes (see Jon Huntsman Sr).  Despite dropping out of high school to play in a rock band, JH avoids the all too common rich-boy sex-drugs-and rock n roll tailspin by pulling himself up by his Bruno Magli bootstraps, rising to the height of ultimate political “hackness” by receiving White House jobs, appointments and multiple Asian ambassadorships (Reagan: staff assistant, 1988 election state delegate, Bush 41: Asian D.A.Sec. of Commerce,  Amb. to Singapore, Bush 43: Amb. To Indonesia and Governor of Utah, Obama: Amb. To China. (There’s more but I’m done now)  During the first of his debates JH offered to give his debate answers in Mandarin, Chinese.  For JH, Washington DC is his Emerald city.

GLINDA [good witch of the North (movie) or South (book)]=Sarah Palin, is from the most northern state of Alaska and the litte southern city of Wasilla.  So far we haven’t see her floating into the Fox or CNN TV studios inside her force field-surrounded bubble with her magic wand poised, ready to vanquish the hacks, RINOS and haters…yet.  If Glinda doesn’t show up, the rest of the story will be like a Field Full of Poppies.

Munchkin Mayor=Herman Caine is the experienced, wise business leader who expresses himself with eloquence and dignity pointing the way toward viable solutions for our troubled economy.  He exudes an assuredness and regality which excludes him from the mudslinging and insults.

“As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally…”

Captain of the Winkie Guard=Mitt Romney is the beautifully coiffed, well dressed, big business, management consultant lawyer, ex Massachusetts Governor and Captain of the Wicked Witch’s Winkie Guard.  But before the evil witch has even finished melting into watery nothingness, Mittens began belting out his “I’m Down With the Tea Party” rally song.

(Captain of the Winkie Guard: [after the Wicked Witch has melted] She's... She's dead. You killed her.
Dorothy: I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that she was on fire.

Winged Monkeys=Gary Johnson and Rick Santorum.  Although both will fly away in the end we may see them and others swoop back into our MGM production after a Republican victory.

Palin Cometh?

With Arkansas Mike Huckabee’s merciful exit from the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination process yesterday, the question for Sarah Palin’s minions and the sorry remnants of the Main Stream Media is will she run?  

Thanks for a merciful exit

Both are profusely salivating in anticipation of what would happen if Palin jumps out of her Alaskan bush plane for a shot at an upgrade to a 747.  Without exaggeration, the U.S. Presidential, “Mayan Calendar Election” would immediately be transformed into an event not unlike a flying saucer landing on the White House lawn during a Fox News live feed of Michelle “snatching” candy back from a group of 5 year olds on Easter morning.  

The perfect storm which ensues would prove to be of epic proportions for four reasons.  First, there are no less than four “tell all” anti-Palin books due out by “wordsmiths” Levi Johnson, Geoffrey Dunn, Frank Bailey and former Palin Family neighbor Joe McGinniss.  Secondly, fortifying the anti Palin-Axis troops are the Ginzu Knives of the so called “News organizations” that have been painstakingly sharpened for this highly anticipated ideological war to end all wars.  Next, laser guided missiles fired from drones of the increasingly powerful Blogosphere army would blast away at high value targets, increasing the deranged international media frenzy of a Sarah Palin presidential campaign.  

 

Fourth, and perhaps most intriguing to a Palin WH assault is the possible Axis deployment of the KCSM-assault weapon aka The Katie Couric Stealth Machine.  This miniature humanized explosive device is lurking out there somewhere with Executive orders to Kill or Capture.  So… let the games begin!    

Atlantic.com leading the charge, in a Joshua Green article labeled “The Tragedy of Sarah Palin” found in the latest June, 2011 issue, features what appears at first to be a digitally altered photo of Sarah Palin in a flag and office chair environment made to look like a painting.  http://tiny.cc/oqqcb It is labeled an “Image by Robert Hunt”.  Author and former Sarah Palin “neighbor” Joe McGinniss discusses the image, which was created by the graphic designer/artist Robert Hunt, in businessinsider.com http://tiny.cc/kenzp .   

This is the same graphic artist hired by “The Republic” to create an image of Barack Obama that complemented their performance critique in a December2, 2009 issue.  Considered by some as a “Palin Hater”, McGinniss doesn’t much like the “Republic’s” choice of Obama images and doesn’t feel very comfortable with the Palin flag/office image either.  Good neighbor Joe interprets the Atlantic Palin portrait as having a White House flavor.  Old Joe is 0-2. 

This observer/rantaholic thinks the John Hunt creation looks more like a Michelle Bachmann-Sarah Palin facemelt, but the effort is appreciated.  We’ll see if McGinniss starts perking up soon, as his new book called “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin” is due out this September. “Para Bellum”! 

Obama In Liberal Hell

The question that continues to emerge is who or what is this man from Kenya/Indonesia/Hawaii/Chicago? It appears that Barack Obama may have had some misgivings and/or hit the reality wall when he made the Navy Seal/Bin Laden decision last week and then watched it being carried out live within the White House situation room.  Barack Obama is not handling the death of Osama Bin Laden very well nor does he seem comfortable with being Commander and Chief period. 

After one of the most successful U.S. Navy Seal operations ever publicly acknowledged, the President has managed to turn the post Bin Laden take-down into a confusing mass of confliction and lies---a total PR clusterfuck.  His internal guilt-wrestling match with himself has prevented the Bin Laden gruesome dead terrorist photos from even being publicly shown.  An informative summary of 26 (and counting) official variations on what happened before, during and after the operation was enumerated in a story on Bookworm.com here: http://tiny.cc/fz8d2 .  For Obama, the real truth of how Bin Laden was removed from the Earth is too embarrasing and he thought that by rewriting the script he could still hold his head high within his circle of Progressive-Liberal friends.

Revealed during these insane and public presidential pirouettes of narration is a civil war of sorts that broils behind the paper-mache columns of White House Land.  CIA director Leon Pinetta was seen on nationally televised interviews describing how photos, macabre and gruesome though they may be, were to be released to the world.  Then the President decided not to release them.  

Poor Press Secretary Jay Carney, when asked who was shooting back at Seal Team 6 during the “firefight"? replied with the sorriest explanation ever heard by any parent catching their chocolate smeared 4 year old near the empty cookie jar. The many versions of the Seal Team operation such as; was there a firefight? (yes then no then yes), did Bin Laden resist?(yes then no), was Bin Laden armed?(yes and no then yes), was BL reaching for a weapon?(yes then no), did he use a woman as a shield?(yes and no), 4+ versions of the broken helicopter (mechanical trouble, hard landing, rotor clipped the wall, wind vortex) continues to multiply.    *See IDs below of numbered people in the now famous picture by AP's Pete Souza from the situation room as the Bin Laden op was going down in real time (as seen on pixnpix blog). http://pixnpix.blogspot.com/2011/05/situation-room-photo.html

If one ties these latest “reality creation” episodes  to previously disputed facts such as his birth certificate long form/short form/missing/photoshop problem, one may come to the conclusion that he is stupid, incompetent, lost and/or over his head, conflicted, devious or evil.  For this observer it becomes a scary combination of all but being stupid.  The inner core of Barack Obama the man has been well hidden, with the help of an idol-worshipping main stream media who have fallen madly in love with the Master of the Microphone. BHO is a deeply devout, radical left ideologue.  Most parents tell their children that you are defined by your friends and associates and Barry Dunham/Soetoro/Obama is no different.   

A partial list of our President’s friends  and associates is revealing: Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Tony Rezko, William Ayers,  Bernadine Rae Dourn-Ayers, Frank Marshall Davis, Rashid Khalidi, Father Michael Pfleger, George Soros and MoveOn, Khalid Abdullah Tariq al-Mansour aka Don Warden, Percy Sutton, ACORN, Kwame Kilpatrick, Alex Giannoulias, Jim Johnson, Valerie Jarrett, Van Jones, et al.  If you don’t recognize some of the names take some time for a few Google searches.  Due to President Barack Obama’s socialist DNA he must be one pissed off Libtard, having to actually use and benefit from ideas and policies of the “election stealing, stupid, redneck, word garbling”, George W. Bush. http://dyn.politico.com/members/forums/thread.cfm?catid=2&subcatid=9&threadid=5353977 

The Afghanistan war, The evil Gitmo, “enhanced interrogations” in secret locations, Increasing troop levels in the Iraq war, Predator drones in Pakistan, Bush tax cuts and the Bush Patriot Act have continued under Obama’s dynasty and in some cases, exceeded Pres. Bush’s efforts. BHO has become son of Bush/Bush jr/Bush II/Bush Sequel/Bush on Steroids and that must be burning his ass big time.  

An archetypal narcissist of the elite genus, Obama has betrayed his own personal belief systems and that makes his self hate even more dangerous to opponents.  He is like a wounded predator, in his self-made Liberal Hell determined to make up for "prostituting" himself to the Evil Right.  Reading Dr. Linda Martinez-Lewis' piece called “Living with, Loving and Leaving the Narcissist” we easily recognize our man Barry. http://tiny.cc/smawp We look forward to “leaving” the Commander and Chief ASAP.

Prediction: President Barack Obama will slip further into his own Liberal Hell when he discovers the whole planet now knows that information gleaned from “enhanced interrogation techniques” on Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Abu Faraj al-Libi in Poland and Romania contributed to the success of the U.S. Navy Seal-Bin Laden operation in Pakistan.  Ironically, Barack Hussein Obama and his Attorney General Eric Himpton Holder, by continuing their criminal investigation of the CIA agents who conducted those interrogations, would cause an already riled up American public to make sure he returns to Chicago faster than he can find a foreign leader to bow to. http://tiny.cc/nji1h

The following are the identifications of the 13 people in the now famous situation room photo by AP's Pete Souza, as revealed on pixnpix blog: 

http://pixnpix.blogspot.com/2011/05/situation-room-photo.html

1. Vice President Joe Biden
2. President Barack Obama
3. Brig. Gen. Marshall B. "Brad" Webb
He is the assistant commanding general of the Joint Special Operations Command, which targets top suspects, according to news reports.
4. Deputy National Security Advisor Denis McDonough
The deputy national security advisor is among those who assist the president on national  security and foreign policy issues.
5. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
The secretary of state plays a lead role in developing and implementing the president's foreign policy, according to WhiteHouse.gov.

6. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates
The secretary of defense oversees the military forces needed to deter war and to protect the country.
7. Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
The chairman is the highest ranking officer of the Armed Forces and serves as the principal military adviser to the president. 
8. Tom Donilon, national security adviser
The national security adviser acts is the president's go-to person on all national security issues.
9. Bill Daley, chief of staff
The chief of staff is the highest-ranking member of the executive office.      
10. Tony Blinken, national security advisor to the vice president
The national security post is often described as the vice president's right-hand man on the Senate

Committee on Foreign Relations. 
11. Audrey Tomason, director for counterterrorism
This director advises the president on counterterrorism efforts.
12. John Brennan, assistant to the president for Homeland Security and Counterterrorism
As a member of the Homeland Security Council, this assistant advises the president alongside the heads of several other federal agencies.
Biography
13. James Clapper, director of National Intelligence
The national intelligence director serves as the top adviser to the president for intelligence matters relating to national security.

Chicago Deep Throat Leaves Digital Breadcrumbs

Despite partisan wishes from President Obama supporters and an increasing number of shell-shocked conservatives who have become birther deaf, the Obama birth certificate issue will not be going away.  In fact, the latest White House release of the “long form” Obama birth certificate actually causes more questions than answers and that is where the plot twists.   

For long time anti-Obama birther “devotees” this document was bogus before it hit the WH website.  For them, this president will never be legitimate (as it was for the Bush haters who never forgot the Gore/Florida 2000 recount situation).  These are, for the most part, a right wing, sometimes Christian-themed fringe element that ends up believing in and being duped by forgeries, fakes and dishonestly edited video that purport to show the “Kenyan birthplace” of Barack Obama.  

These extreme conspiracy believing wildings have even managed to pick up some average silent majority-types along the way especially as BHO tries to further his Euro/Chicago “change” agenda. As of today however, there is a small core of Conservative bloggers who will not give up the fight to expose the real truth despite being marginalized by some fellow righties.   

@RandysRight ran a story today that indicates there may be a few more non-believers getting their minds blown after they open BHO’s birth cert. in Adobe Illustrator: http://randysright.wordpress.com/2011/05/01/washington-times-report-newly-released-obama-birth-certificate-forensic-forgery/  The net effect of all the wacko talk of forged birth documents and big lies has been to actually mitigate the heat towards team Obama. This latest “long form” birth document should have completely quenched the conspiracy flames; except for one thing…someone (I’m calling him/her Chicago Deep Throat) has sabotaged the Obama Administration---FROM THE INSIDE.   

The latest WH released Obama birth certificate is a layered, tampered with, computer software production.  However that’s not the whole story.  What’s revealing is that whoever the tech-builder of the birth certificate is, he or she could have easily finalized this document as a single layer or element, thereby ensuring all but the most talented of computer wizards would ever have been able to discover the truth.   

It would have been again left up to the “crazy birther-wingnuts” to speculate about the documents’ appearance features, like type face, type size, number anomalies, etc.  CDT WANTED THIS FORGERY FOUND.   http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

It’s actually quite a brilliant plan because anyone with a minimum amount of experience using Adobe Illustrator will be able to find the trail of digital breadcrumbs left behind within this document.  A second part of the plan is also going well; the White House, who knew they’d been double crossed on day one, cannot take the PDF document down or even alter it without the whole world noticing.   

This is a truly genius strike at an Evil, Elite group of thugs that we have stupidly placed into one of our most precious institutions through their deception and lies. Today we saw that the Obama Battle Plan has not altered.  The hilarious and ever engaging President Barack Obama put on a multimedia extravaganza comedy performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner today (#nerdprom) poking fun at all crazy loons (specifically Donald Trump who did not look too pleased sitting out in the audience) who’ve had the audacity to demand his birth certificate.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E&feature=youtu.be 

Who will have the last laugh remains to be seen but we know now that all is not copasetic within the bowels of the USS Barry O; the rats may have just started leaving---and we are now fully awake, maintaining our spotlights in all dark corners of the ship.

The Bigger the Lie

Today feels not unlike the day President John F. Kennedy was shot.  I am sickened, sad and worried for our country.  It was supposed to be over; the end to the crazy “Birthers” yelling about President Barack Obama’s supposed foreign birthplace. 

When the White House posted the official long form of the President’s Hawaiian birth certificate yesterday on its website I felt a bit ashamed.  How could I have been so gullible to have listened to those rumors and birther rants for even a second?  I was giving political-wizardry kudos to the Chicago Community Organizer for a well played game of F.U. Politics, reeling in the opponents, enemies and haters, and then dispatching them with a Hawaiian knockout blow ---until today.  

 The document the White House released yesterday is a fake, a fraud, a lie---and not even a very good one.   

How many thousands of people in the world have computers in their homes or at work that have the well known Adobe Illustrator software loaded on them?  The whole world is able to open the newest Obama birth certificate with this program and actually see how this digitally faked document was constructed with multiple layers of numbers and letters from some other documents.  There are a growing number of techies discovering this almost unbelievable story all over the internet.  Here’s just one link to a couple of young tech guys discovering the Presidential deceit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1YdQ8uwxXQ&feature=related  on YouTube.   

Who knows what reason Obama has for doing this?  We elected someone we thought we knew well enough but who now has turned into an enigma. He must actually hate this country.  How much he hates us will be shown in the days ahead.  Will he put the country through drawn out Impeachment proceedings, resign quickly, stonewall with more lies, fire off salvos of rhetoric in order to shame his enemies into ignoring this situation, or will his minions bludgeon us with nail-imbedded clubs of “racism” and “birther conspiracy” rhetoric on a campaign of reelection?  Pray for our country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eOfYwYyS_c

http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/04/critics-obamas-latest-long-form-birth-certificate-is-a-fake/

Palin Hater is #1 on Bad Karma List

On April 21st a somewhat humanoid-looking being known as Jack Stuef whom we believe was born on this planet, wrote in the online site called Wonkette, a cruelly sick article about Trig Palin, Sarah Palin’s Down Syndrome-afflicted child.  It was Trig’s 3^rd birthday.  Here's the story that was posted: http://tiny.cc/osk6m (may be slow to load-wait for it) As the true viciousness of the Wonkette story spread beyond the electronic webtubes, major heat from outraged citizens began incinerating the very pixels of this garbage encrusted story.   

It was removed with an insincere apology but not in time to save at least 3 advertisers from exiting in less than a New York minute (Toyota, Papa John’s Pizza, Huggies).   Not until today did I actually read it (thanks to Google’s cache) because despite the uproar from so many, it didn’t seem that words this cruel aimed at an innocent special-needs child in order to punish the mother could ever hit a quazi-mainstream site like Wonkette.  But they did and I am nauseated but thankful to Stuef for allowing people, who otherwise would not have had an opportunity, to witness what the extremely motivated Left can do to their perceived enemies.   

Stuef is the newest Libtard Hero (that's him wearing the Georgetown shirt-they must be very proud).  Like a South Central gang initiation he has targeted a truly helpless citizen. Besides helping to alleviate a troubling aggression issue, J.S. has thrown himself onto the Progressive Hero funeral pyre, becoming a lightning rod for his comrades to gauge how close to the hilt their own daggers can be shoved.  Stuef wrote this Sarah Palin hate piece, attacking her innocent child for the benefit of his peers; those with the same black holes where hearts are supposed to be.

Many of us who happen to be of the Conservative persuasion have witnessed some of this unexplainable Hate that exudes from the bizarre world of the Extreme Left.  Trying to understand it for so many years has become my interrupted journey that stopped becoming relevant long ago. A consistent inverse-square rule for LeftHate is the happier we are with our families, our religion, our country---the more Hate the Liberal armies regurgitate.   

We have become exorcists to them. Bound with cords of truth to their beds of lies we sear their flesh with crosses of love.

Their heads spin counter clockwise, split, then explode as they dematerialize to be whisked away by screaming black entities who closely resemble Rush Limbaugh :).   

In some cases the lethal weapon of choice that wards off a LeftHate Evildoer is the Star of David, not unlike the one Mrs. Palin now wears around her neck.  

We can only hope the extreme left continues to operate out in the open, vilifying the protectors of the Constitution.  Thanks to our sacred 1^st Amendment, the extreme left will vanquish itself. Note to J.F.- You must not be a John Lennon fan 'cause you got some serious "Instant Karma" due.