Palin Cometh?

With Arkansas Mike Huckabee’s merciful exit from the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination process yesterday, the question for Sarah Palin’s minions and the sorry remnants of the Main Stream Media is will she run?  

Thanks for a merciful exit

Both are profusely salivating in anticipation of what would happen if Palin jumps out of her Alaskan bush plane for a shot at an upgrade to a 747.  Without exaggeration, the U.S. Presidential, “Mayan Calendar Election” would immediately be transformed into an event not unlike a flying saucer landing on the White House lawn during a Fox News live feed of Michelle “snatching” candy back from a group of 5 year olds on Easter morning.  

The perfect storm which ensues would prove to be of epic proportions for four reasons.  First, there are no less than four “tell all” anti-Palin books due out by “wordsmiths” Levi Johnson, Geoffrey Dunn, Frank Bailey and former Palin Family neighbor Joe McGinniss.  Secondly, fortifying the anti Palin-Axis troops are the Ginzu Knives of the so called “News organizations” that have been painstakingly sharpened for this highly anticipated ideological war to end all wars.  Next, laser guided missiles fired from drones of the increasingly powerful Blogosphere army would blast away at high value targets, increasing the deranged international media frenzy of a Sarah Palin presidential campaign.  

 

Fourth, and perhaps most intriguing to a Palin WH assault is the possible Axis deployment of the KCSM-assault weapon aka The Katie Couric Stealth Machine.  This miniature humanized explosive device is lurking out there somewhere with Executive orders to Kill or Capture.  So… let the games begin!    

Atlantic.com leading the charge, in a Joshua Green article labeled “The Tragedy of Sarah Palin” found in the latest June, 2011 issue, features what appears at first to be a digitally altered photo of Sarah Palin in a flag and office chair environment made to look like a painting.  http://tiny.cc/oqqcb It is labeled an “Image by Robert Hunt”.  Author and former Sarah Palin “neighbor” Joe McGinniss discusses the image, which was created by the graphic designer/artist Robert Hunt, in businessinsider.com http://tiny.cc/kenzp .   

This is the same graphic artist hired by “The Republic” to create an image of Barack Obama that complemented their performance critique in a December2, 2009 issue.  Considered by some as a “Palin Hater”, McGinniss doesn’t much like the “Republic’s” choice of Obama images and doesn’t feel very comfortable with the Palin flag/office image either.  Good neighbor Joe interprets the Atlantic Palin portrait as having a White House flavor.  Old Joe is 0-2. 

This observer/rantaholic thinks the John Hunt creation looks more like a Michelle Bachmann-Sarah Palin facemelt, but the effort is appreciated.  We’ll see if McGinniss starts perking up soon, as his new book called “The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin” is due out this September. “Para Bellum”!